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Apr 16, 2014 / 274,801 notes

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

(via orgasm)

Apr 16, 2014 / 431,680 notes

goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

(via anchoredxdreams)

Apr 16, 2014 / 431,680 notes

goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

(via anchoredxdreams)

foreverize:

It’s just so serene, even when you’re just walking ♥
Apr 16, 2014 / 10,043 notes

foreverize:

It’s just so serene, even when you’re just walking ♥

(via subtle)

Apr 16, 2014 / 6,167 notes
Apr 16, 2014 / 71,096 notes

guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

(via phobias)

Apr 16, 2014 / 80,233 notes

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

(via kaylagrace28)

Apr 16, 2014 / 157,828 notes

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

(via pizza)

Apr 16, 2014 / 436,018 notes
  • Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
  • Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room
Apr 16, 2014 / 123,829 notes

jimsturgess:

today someone passed me a paper and i said “thank” and they said “did you just say thank” and then i realized dorothy we’re not on the internet anymore

(via orgasm)